Connect with us

Hi, what are you looking for?


Delta Variant Found To Be Twice As Virulent And Blah Blah Blah Whatever Who Cares At This Point

Around the U.S.—Scientists now warn that the COVID-19 Delta Variant is, like, more contagious and also, like… other stuff about it. Some of them have brought up masks again. I’m sure you’re rapt with attention about all this.

“It’s really concerning,” said some scientist named… I dunno. Who cares what his name is. Anyway, he went on for a while, but it all boiled down to… it’s still the coronavirus, but now you’re totally going to catch it for real this time. They are super double serious.

So if you’re, like, one of those Karens who loved worrying about this sort of thing, now you have new reasons for that while everyone else goes back to normal. You can yell at people, “You have to be more concerned about the Delta Variant! The Delta Variant!” and everyone can just kind of nod at you and then ignore you as usual.

Anyway, they say the vaccines are still effective against it, so I don’t even know why we’re still talking about this. Seen any good TV shows lately?

Click to comment

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *


You May Also Like


Share0Tweet0Shares0 For Harry, returning to London to attend Prince Philip’s funeral last month meant once more facing a place where he felt trapped and...

Sticky Post

Share0Tweet0Shares0 Nigerians on social media have expressed displeasure over the arrest and handing over of six people to the Nigerian secret police because they...

Around The States

Share0Tweet0Shares0 A man committed suicide in Daura, the hometown of President Buhari, over what Katsina Online page on Facebook said was over poverty and...


Share0Tweet0Shares0 Mr. Adokpa Samuel, a worker at Dunamis International Gospel Center, explained what happened at the church between “Buhari Must Go” protesters and the...